Lets see how many people I can meet on call of duty with this
so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever
and then i checked their names
they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD
WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS
youre a lucky girl, peggy
This is why I shouldn’t be let outside
OH I GET IT
i accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life i don’t know what does
Seriously, paparazzi need to back the fuck away from some big celebs. They’re disgusting and awful to a lot of them.
for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing
water cannot be burned
I have literally reblogged this so many times like
Their reactions tho
"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
This is disgusting. I love it.
I can just imagine his wife yelling at him “YOU COCKY LITTLE SHIT!”
Is he wearing a blazer over a leather jacket?
hahahahahhaa. he is. new style. catch on guys.
CAN RDJ JUST WRITE A BOOK ON HOW TO BE A GOD
help me, i am trapped
in a haiku factory
save me, before they
make me choose
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